Written in my head whilst driving my taxi following a tractor spilling chicken poo on my bonnet. The joys of living in the country are never more put to the test than in situations like this! I had just washed the car and I was on my way to pick up an elderly lady from a ‘posh’ house - driving over huge ‘craters’ pot holes, splashed by much and cow puddles, crawling at 5 miles per your - testing your patience and suspension. Deep joy! Still! This is farmers’ country!! And let’s face it, they’re only doing their job.